tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19550900229616111102023-06-20T06:45:41.804-07:00Accidental PoetryPurposeless prose that I've stumbled across in my mindAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18141644910149651165noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1955090022961611110.post-60137563420486822122015-09-30T04:49:00.000-07:002015-09-30T04:59:02.414-07:00Turning Away<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The time had come for our number one son</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">For a milestone of many: Kindy, Day One.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As we walked through the gate he was holding my hand </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">With his new lunch box in his little kindy bag</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Different kids, different teachers, all fresh and new </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There was a cool new playground with so much to do</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As we went through his routine, he seemed happy and bright</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But when I began my departure he just hugged me real tight</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As he gripped me he cried and begged me to stay</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He didn’t want to be there alone for the day</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I tried to explain that he’d be perfectly okay</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And I’d be back to get him later that day</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">With some help I managed to make a retreat</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But he was still upset; tears fell on his feet</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As I cheerily waved and began turning away</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In my mind all I could see was his face at the gate</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I fought the urge to go back and to take him back home</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">To save him the trauma of leaving him alone</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">With a tear in my eye and a stab in the heart</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I didn’t look back and walked on to the car</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He was fine, of course, once I’d left him there</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">With so many distractions he was playing without care.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But after days and then weeks he’d still grab onto my sleeve</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Always distraught and distressed as I began to leave</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It was the hardest part of all, leaving my lad</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But helping him grow was the job of a dad </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">“You’re a big boy, you’ll have fun” I’d repeatedly say</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Before I gave him a hug and began turning away.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And then suddenly one day, twenty weeks on</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As I began my departure he turned and was gone</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Without warning he was fine with me going away</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And I smiled and watched him run off and play</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">No more clinging or clutching, no more tears at the gate</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I could walk away and leave him in a peaceful state</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But turning away, as ever, I still felt forlorn:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">That morning my boy didn’t need me anymore.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Copyright ©</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-small;"> Richard Mason</span></span></span></div>
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I
was sitting under the pecan trees<br />
With a laptop perched upon my knees<br />
Thinking of something clever to write<br />
But nothing came that was terribly bright. <br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />
A little black bird landed nearby <br />
And appeared to look me straight in the eye<br />
It seemed like he wanted to take a look<br />
And have a read of my half-finished book<br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />After he read my book for a bit<br />
He shuffled his feet and did a shit<br />
His little turd fell through the air<br />
And hit my keyboard, fair and square<br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />
I took that as a message from above<br />
So I gave my laptop a hefty shove<br />
I decided that writing wasn't for me<br />
And I fetched an easel and painted a tree. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Copyright ©</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 18.4px;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-small;"> Richard Mason</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"><br /></span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18141644910149651165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1955090022961611110.post-33421906490875861802012-03-07T01:53:00.001-08:002015-09-30T04:58:37.880-07:00Hot stuff<div>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Look at me!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">On top of the world</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">I'm on the red carpet</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Each arm has a girl.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">What a great hair day</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">And check out my smile!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">You haven't seen me</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Look this good in a while!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">My shoulders are square</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">My chest puffed out -</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">This is what spunk</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Is all about!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">It's about perfection</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Hey honey - you dig this stance?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Holy shit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">I've forgotten my pants! </span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Copyright ©</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-small;"> Richard Mason</span> </span></span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18141644910149651165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1955090022961611110.post-46736373187837656192011-10-24T23:15:00.000-07:002012-03-07T02:00:23.833-08:00Four Favourites<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<span style="font-size: small;">Of my four favourite words, the last is “perambulate”,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Its meaning: “to walk or stroll” is something to which I relate;</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It is rhythmic and fluid, it literally ambles from your lips</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And prompts you to go a-sauntering, and loosen up your hips.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">“Lebensmittelgeshäft” is German, it comes in at third,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It has so many varied sounds stuffed into one word!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Alas, it designates something I have no time for:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">For it translates into “supermarket”, or “grocery store”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">At second is a melon: the word is “cantaloupe”,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I’m a bit biased here as it’s one of my favourite fruit,<br />
The word rolls sweetly about your tongue, like it’s juicy flesh </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It’s soft and musical and leaves your mouth feeling fresh.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">My favourite term is short, and it defines a sound,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And the word itself is the funniest one around,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It could find itself in comedy, when something’s about to drop, </span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 115%;">You can’t say it without smiling; try it, it’s “plop”!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Copyright ©</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-small;"> Richard Mason</span> </span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18141644910149651165noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1955090022961611110.post-2465648553922618212011-04-07T16:23:00.000-07:002012-03-07T02:00:53.065-08:00The Fart<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Why does it linger</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">When you squeeze one out?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Like a ghostly finger</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It just hangs about.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The fart is lightning quick</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">How it travels, no-one knows</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">From the back of a bus</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">In a blink: up the driver's nose.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Why does it always go</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Where you don't want it to?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It should react to gravity</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Just the same as poo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">You can drop a fart then move</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But will it stay where it passed?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The bloody thing will follow - </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Why does it cling to your arse?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It can be most embarrassing</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Unbidden wind from your bum</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It's inconvenient in a lift</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Or when meeting your girlfriend's mum.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">At gym class, legs stretched wide</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The spinchter fully dilated</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It very hard to contain</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">All the gases you've created.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It's always most handy</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">To have kids or dogs around</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">You can lay the fart-blame elsewhere</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">When a smelly one hits the ground.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Some folk are quite skilful</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">They can fart a tune you name</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Or light the jet of gas</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And make a foot-long flame.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Why are farts so funny?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">A harmless "parp" in a quiet crowd</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Can cause a rippled giggle</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Or cause a laugh-out-loud.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">There's much fun to be had</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">With the wind that's from your seat</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">You can fart on your brother's head</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Or trap girlfriend beneath the sheets.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Who farted?" is a question</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">You can ask in many ways</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The query can be posed </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">With a colourful phrase:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Who punched Humphrey?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Who dropped their guts?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Who kicked the dog?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Who opened their lunch box?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">There are four types of farts</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">As far as I can tell</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Based on its sound</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And importantly, the smell.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The "Trumpet Bum" variety</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Makes your butt-cheeks reverbrate</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And in extreme instances</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Creates a small earthquake.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The "Stealth" is rather nasty:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It comes out without a peep</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But can destroy nasal lining</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And send small dogs to sleep.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Thank God" is quite noiseless</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But the smell you'll nervously await</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And then sigh with relief</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">When no odour eventuates.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"Trumpet Bum" is entertaining</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">When shared with a mate</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But the "Stealth" can be deadly</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">And cause a room to evacuate.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">The third type is most appealing</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But the fourth is called "The Poo"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It's definitely the worst:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">It's when you follow through!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Copyright ©</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-small;"> Richard Mason</span> </span></span><br />
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